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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Underneath my clothes.......Gok Wan for Simply Yours


Hola lovelies!

First of all I have to say OMG I MADE IT TO 300 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!! Thanks all for coming along and peeking at my little space (no rude puns please)! I write this blog as a hobby and out of love and passion for us plus sized girlies and the acceptance I so strive for us all to have, not only that but in all honesty I just like to ramble and this space is ideal, so thanks for listening guys! 

So, underneath my clothes aye? *WINK, WINK, NUDGE NUDGE*  Don't worry, there won't be any lingerie clad pics of me on here, no matter how comfortable I am with my body I'll leave all that malarkey to the likes of Caroline and Georgina whom do the whole 'hanging around the internet in your undies' far better than I ever could, and quite frankly, I don't fancy spotting myself on some 'let's take the piss out of the fat chicks' internet viral!

Simply Yours sent me some lovely undies from their most recent collaboration with Mr Wan, well actually I chose the undies, I'd have loved to have tried one of the bra's but unfortunately the range doesn't cater for my 46G boobies just yet, (fingers crossed?!)


I received the 'High Waisted Briefs' in a marvelous, fifties polka dot, pin-up inspired retro print. They are deliciously silky and soft to wear, wash amazingly well and I have to say for the £14 price tag they are very well made and worth the purchase.


There is also another reason I went for these, if you haven't read the write up on the product description you wouldn't know this just from the pictures but, they come with detachable suspenders!!!!! Yes! I can't tell you how difficult it is to get suspenders for us girlies at the larger end of plus size, believe me I've looked and it is very difficult! Now, I haven't had chance to give these a whirl with stockings just yet but I am definitely planning on it ;) 


Psst I'm wearing mine under this dress ;)



Right, I'm off for some beauty sleep, I'm off for a nosey at the new Clements & Ribeiro range at Evans HQ tomorrow! Can't wait to tell you all about it!

BIG LOVE
XOXOXO

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Shiny, Happy, Skater Dress! WANT!

Errrrr HELLO!

Hold the god damn phone!

New Look Inspire have a metallic (yes METALLIC!) skater dress in stock via their Lovedrobe collection!

So hot!

I want......


Gold Metallic Skater Dress - £38 Lovedrobe via New Look Inspire 
(Also available in silver!)

Must resist....for now.....

BIG LOVE!
XOXOX

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Once Upon A Time....

.....In a land far far away, where they spoke 'Yam Yam' and ate orange chips, a fair wench named Naomi sat at her desk at the big evil bank where she worked and longed for the clock to strike 4 on Friday afternoon....

The clock ticked away and finally the awaited hour arrived. Out she flew, with her Iphone headphones trailing behind her as she logged on to her ASOS account. She made her dress order as quickly as possible hoping her 3G data allowance would last her through the duration of her purchase and not fuck up the moment she went to tap her debit card details in.

The magical fairies at ASOS whisked through her order and when Saturday morning arrived she could hardly contain her lie in snores as the courier banged on her front door at 7.30am.

"A little black dress!" she cried with glee as she twirled in front of her Gizmo dog, whom looked perplexed and slightly more interested in the fact that it was his breakfast time and his bowl still layeth empty.

She slicked on some nail polish......

Essie 'Penny Talk - £7.99 Boots

...Put on her best Primarni bling, hunted out her Katy Perry lashes and sunk a bottle of Blossom Hill.... 

 Katy Perry 'OH MY' Lashes - Eylure
Sparkly, blingy necklace - £6 Primark
Drunkity looking Naomi - Priceless! (Sponsored by Blossom Hill White Grenache!)

...And "Ta-da!", she was ready to dance with the bostin' chaps of fair Wolverhampton town!

 Black Skater Dress - £25 ASOS Curve (UK26)
Beige Wedges - £17.99 New Look (UK6)
Beige Bag - Primark

Although in reality the blokes of Wolverhampton didn't really tickle her fancy, so instead she ended up sitting in the Hogs Head, bitching with her bessies and pulling random drunken faces with her Grant face friend after much more cheap fizzy crap was consumed.....

 Grant Face Friend - Not for Sale!

The moral of this story? Saturday's are AWESOME!

THE END!